Nailed it.

Today my friend is coming over and we’re gonna watch an hours-long NES race like other folks would watch football.

Remember that time when I was a kid and I was rudely pedantic to an adult I care about while they were playing the piano? No? I’m the only one who will ever remember this? Thanks my brain!

I’m in one of the closest neighborhoods to the election office and pedestrian/bus access is pretty bad.

ADA access from the closest bus stop has three crossings to go the long way around a speedy traffic circle.

Sidewalks from the property entrance to the building don’t exist until the parking lot.

Just walked to drop off my ballot at the Richmond City Office of Elections.

✅ One important aspect of my participation in my government

I like morning weather just cool enough to wear a large flannel shirt.

One would think when given a delivery window by a major shipping concern, one would on occasion receive delivery towards the beginning or middle of that window. It’s never happened to me, not even one time.

In iPadOS 18 if you toggle “Use Large App Icons” in Settings->Home Screen & App Library the large icons appear with the app’s name beneath.

If you toggle icons to “Large” in “wiggle mode”->Edit->Customize, the large icons appear without the app’s name beneath.

It should be a crime how bad the website is to sign your kid up for the SAT.

Weird. My iPadOS 18 Music.app doesn’t have the new Sidebar style. Files.app does, but not Music. Wonder if this is a bug or if it got pulled from the build last minute? All the reviews say Music.app has the new style.

A family should not need a spreadsheet to figure out how to optimize what cell phone plan to get, which hardware upgrade/trade-in promotion to take, and if they should bundle non-cell phone internet services or not.

How good are iPads? SO GOOD is the answer.

Squirrels are the Jean-Ralphio Sapersteins of small mammals. 🎶 The woooooooorst 🎶

I saved up and got myself a new 13” iPad Pro which arrived today. It’s very very very nice.

I enjoy reading so many of your posts on Micro.blog but rarely have enough to say to write a reply.

I wish there were a way to say “I see you” or “this made me chuckle” that didn’t also come with the social media baggage I know Micro.blog has tried to avoid.

Sometimes this place can feel lonely.

I like that there are fewer cave crickets in my house since we got the kitties. I dislike the amount of cave cricket limbs I find in random places.

I like that tonight is Taco Night.

“Maybe: Hillary Clinton”

My latest contribution to Richmond Family Magazine is out now! Pick up a physical copy if you’re RVA local, or read it online

There’s nothing as satisfying as watching your teenage child try to seem unaffected by your steak pun, but then seeing the slightest hint of a smile pop through, despite their best efforts to suppress it. I don’t go out of my way to embarrass my kids in public (other than being their parent who exists), but I feel it’s my duty to regularly remind them that they are but the next link in a long line of ancestral doofuses.

I like the evening bats in my neighborhood. Go get ‘em little friends!!!

LOL. Autocorrect just turned “bitlocker” into “buttock”.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. In my Ben & Patty Show mug (with no logo remaining)

Blueberry Maple Scone.

iPad.

Patio.

Quite a day to be a person who helps support computer systems in operating rooms. Ready for a nap. 😴

My dreams will be forever haunted by C-00000291.

I’m shopping in Kroger. A Kroger employee approaches me and asks “Do you shop at Kroger?” I hesitate, wondering how I am being tricked.