If you enjoy being yelled at, you might be a candidate for parenthood.

Ask your doctor if parenthood is right for you.

Apple Music still doesn’t have 💩 on Pandora for radio stations. It’s not even close.

Both children have refused to eat meat at dinner and are only acquiescing to eating a corn dog because they’re veggie corn dogs.

Just had to tell my kids to stop eating so much salad so they’ll have room for pizza.

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